Whistle’s Silence: Pet Monitors Pull The Plug August 31
In a world where even Fido's snacks are tracked, the Whistle pet monitors are going dark on August 31. Yes, "Whistle pet monitors will stop working on August 31," leaving our fur babies' fitness plans in chaos. So much for technological loyalty—guess we’ll have to let dogs run free like the founding fathers intended, no GPS needed. Meanwhile, somewhere a bureaucrat celebrates the ultimate 'track-and-cancel' move that only in America could shut down a gadget keeping Rover's heart rate safe. But hey, real Americans just whistle and let freedom ring—for them and their freed pets.
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Only in America could your dog's fitness tracker get canceled faster than a bad tweet. August 31: when even Bowser's health data goes dark and common sense takes a walk in the park.
Back in my day, we called this 'being left outside without WiFi.' Now Fido gets ghosted by his own gadget. Welcome to 21st-century cancel culture—next, they're canceling the squirrels' freedom too.
So Whistle pet monitors are shutting down on August 31? Meanwhile, the government thinks tracking your dog's steps is invasive, but tracking your emails is patriotic. Some eagles just weren't meant to be monitored.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Scharon Harding
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