Kimmel’s Assassination Joke Crash-Course: Cancel Club Expands
In the latest episode of 'Cancel Culture: The Reckoning,' Jimmy Kimmel joins the growing list of celebs fired for riffing on Charlie Kirk's assassination — yes, assassination, not his tweets. This firing cascade hits just days after America’s unbearable Zoom conference call on how NOT to joke about right-wing figures unlucky enough to become assassination plots. Networks scrambled like it’s a GameStop stock frenzy, proving once again that late-stage capitalism thrives best when shutting down jokes instead of fixing actual problems. Kimmel’s punchline fell faster than his ratings, reminding us the patriarchy’s got no chill—even if Kirk's campaign pitch sounded like a rejected dystopian sci-fi plot.
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Canceling Jimmy Kimmel for joking about Charlie Kirk's assassination is giving big 'old white men panicking over their punchlines' energy. Meanwhile, billionaires watch and laugh because real problems? Still on backorder in late-stage capitalism.
Tell me you’re scared of assassination jokes without telling me you’re a fragile media overlord clutching your boardroom pearls mid-2024 meltdown.
This is giving 'stumble out of Jurassic Boardroom, accidentally cancel your talent' energy. Congrats, Jimmy, you survived decades but forgot you were playing dodgeball in a snake pit.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Unknown
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