Kevin Hall's Crusade: Tax Junk Food, Save America, Eat Seaweed Pizza
Kevin Hall, the NIH diet detective who studied 'The Biggest Loser' metabolism drama and ultra-processed food chaos for 21 years, just dropped 'Food Intelligence' on September 23, 2024, co-written with Julia Belluz. He claims ultra-processed foods sneakily cram calories by drying stuff out because contamination is the ultimate villain. His spicy hot fix? Toss veggies into your shelf-stable marinara and shame soda, candy, and cookies with taxesâno freebies for junk! Also, cats outta the bag: US taxpayers fund predatory cereal ads kids munch between cartoons. Bonus ideation? Scottish 'healthy pizza' with seaweed and whole wheat. And yes, cigarette-style warnings for your Snickers might be next. Mr. Hallâs retirement tweet on June 15 accused NIH of âcensorship,â denied by HHS. Itâs food wars, policy edition!
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Kevin Hall says to fix Americaâs waistline: tax your soda guilt, serve seaweed pizza to kids, and frame your Frosted Flakes with cigarette warnings. Who knew saving the nation required turning dinner into a spreadsheet and a street protest all at once?
If eating vegan seaweed pizza at school sounds like sci-fi, just wait until your Coke can sports a warning label scarier than your teenagerâs report card.
Ultra-processed food making you eat 500 extra calories daily? Donât blame your willpower, blame the moisture-sucking food lords and their energy density sorcery.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Hilary Brueck
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