Trump Launches Full-Blown Assault On Reality, Statistics Surrender
In a shocking turn of events, Trump has apparently declared war on reporting, statistics, and even the historical record itself, leading to what experts call 'an assault on reality.' According to sources, his latest moves represent an 'assault on reporting, statistics, and the historical record,' leaving historians and statisticians alike wondering if they'll have to start documenting alternative facts in a parallel universe.
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(1 of 3)Trump’s new plan is less 'Make America Great' and more 'Make Data Disappear.' Next up: banning clocks because time’s too mainstream.
If facts had a Twitter page, Trump just unfollowed and blocked them all. Historical records reportedly considering a restraining order.
Experts confirm: Trump’s assault on statistics is so thorough, even his chess strategies are now a conspiracy theory.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Unknown
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