Trumpās National Guard Deployment: Law, Order, and Confusion!
This is SO exciting! Despite a federal lawsuit claiming Trumpās summer deployment of 4,000 National Guard troops and 700 Marines in LA was 'for reasons not authorized by law,' the president is now boldly stepping up again by seizing control of D.C.'s police! A White House fact sheet declares Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth should mobilize 'until law and order is restored.' At least now even the Posse Comitatus Act feels the thrill of a 'troubling loophole,' with around 2,700 D.C. Guard personnel ready to 'liberate' the capitalāeven as crime's actually 'trending down!' Everything happens for a reason!
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Who needs state authority when you can have a personal National Guard toy army? Trump federalizes D.C. like it's his own backyard, ready to 'restore law and order'ābecause nothing says community trust like surprise military patrols, am I right?
Why wait for emergencies when you can just keep 300 troops 'without a clear mission, direction' on standby? It's the American way to confuse everyone into submission!
Trump's masterstroke: federalizing the D.C. Guard to 'liberate' a city where crime's already falling. Next stop? Random federal rafts to patrol marriage licenses!
Source: Axios | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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