Trump & Epstein Statue: Handholding or Handout? Mall Meltdown
On the ever-charming National Mall, the avant-garde duo of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein froze mid-frolic in statue form—a wild artistic mashup that screamed controversy louder than a toddler at bedtime. Despite holding a permit (a minor detail), the statue had the unexpected honor of being the FIRST anti-Trump artwork to be swiftly yanked from the greenery in recent months. Not exactly the warm welcome any sculpture dreams of, especially when your handholds are more scandalous than sincere. The real question: Was it the permit or the content that got snipped first? Welcome to the Mall, where political art gets less gallery, more Guillotine.
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The Trump-Epstein statue got removed faster than a bad Tinder date, even with a permit. Guess scandalous handholding isn’t the National Mall’s idea of civic bonding.
Only in America can a statue with a permit get canceled faster than a celebrity on Twitter. Trump and Epstein might’ve held hands, but the Mall didn’t hold back.
The most committed thing on the National Mall lately? This statue holding hands before even touching the ground. Permit in hand? More like permission to vanish.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Rachel Treisman
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