Russia’s Cruise Missile Mistakenly Hits U.S. Vape Factory in Ukraine
In a reckless fireworks show auditioning for the world’s worst surprise party, President Volodymyr Zelenskyy reported a Russian cruise missile landed smack dab on a U.S. electronics plant in Ukraine's far west. Calling out the strike as part of more than 600 drones and missiles launched overnight, Zelenskyy’s update was less 'Welcome to the club' and more 'Congratulations, you just bombed your friend’s tech support center.' Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where bombing an electronics factory on your neighbor’s turf is a strategic business model?
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(1 of 3)So let me get this straight: Russia sends over 600 missiles & drones, and at least one said, 'Hey, I’ll drop by the American electronics plant for revenge!' Talk about a friendship falling apart faster than a Nokia after one drop.
Nothing screams precision like shooting 600 drones and crashing into the closest U.S. business. Russia's idea of tech support: 'Have you tried rebooting with a missile?'
If dictators had Yelp, Russia's missile accuracy would get a solid 1 star: 'Hit a US electronics plant by mistake. Not helpful, not helpful at all.'
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: Greg Myre
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