Author Sells Kinship; World Unsubscribes Instantly
Eloghosa Osunde's new book daringly proposes 'a vision of kinship for a world that is steadily growing more disconnected.' In an era where Wi-Fi signals are uniting fewer families, Osunde boldly offers a manual for actual human connectionāsomething experts confirm is currently considered a mythical creature akin to unicorns or reliable cell service. 'Kinship could be the antidote to modern isolation,' Osunde suggests, apparently unaware most people now consider kinship an optional app feature. The book arrives just as humanity responds with philosophical eye-rolls and debates the social merits of returning toāgaspātalking to neighbors.
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Who knew that "kinship" was the hot new trend? Experts warn: excessive family bonding may cause discomfort in people still acclimated to ignoring each other on smartphones.
Finally, a book selling 'kinship' in a world where peopleād rather swipe right than actually talk. Next up: manuals for eye contact and other extinct social skills.
"Kinship" is trending, folks! Because nothing says quirky modernity like reading a book about ancient things called 'relationships' and 'connectedness.' Very vintage, very now.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Unknown
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