Lobster Mac and Cheese: Fancy Enough to Keep Pretending
Lobster mac and cheese is basically what happens when 'extra' meets 'decades-old trend.' Thanks to a lobster supply bump in the 'aughts,' it “graduated to a full-on restaurant trend.” Forget low effort: fontina cheese is the secret weapon because it 'melts so seamlessly into the dreamy homemade white sauce.' For cost-conscious chefs, using lobster tails and poaching them right in the pasta water saves money without vending sci-fi rubber lobsters. As the recipe humiliates the hastiest cooks, it advises—like a mindful boss—to 'watch the pot closely' or face scorched sauce ruin.
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Lobster mac and cheese: for when you want your carbs to scream 'I peacock, therefore I am.' It’s like your own gourmet lobster flex, but you still can’t adult properly without watching the pot like a hawk.
Who knew lobster and cheese had their own soap opera? Spoiler: the fontina steals the show and your dignity when the sauce scorches. We’re all just clams pretending.
If cooking lobster mac and cheese is your flex, congrats, you just officially graduated from 'microwaved dinner' to 'pretentious casserole overlord.' Bonus points for scalloped crust and mandatory patience.
Source: Eater | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Ivy Manning
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