Tesla’s Autopilot: Driving Lawyers Off a Cliff
In a surprising Miami courtroom turnaround, a jury found Tesla 'partly responsible' for a deadly 2019 crash involving its Autopilot technology. The automaker, apparently shocked like a bungling self-driving car, announced it will appeal the verdict. It’s comforting to know when your car kills someone, it might only be 'partly responsible'—clearly a partial excuse out of Tesla’s playbook. This case raises the question: is Autopilot smart or just smart enough to get sued?
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(1 of 3)Tesla’s Autopilot killed someone, but don’t worry—it’s only 'partly responsible.' It’s like blaming your toaster when your house burns down. #AutopilotOrAutoLiability
Tesla’s idea of driver assist sounds like a game of Russian roulette with wheels. At least the jury plays car crash bingo better than Elon’s software.
If Tesla’s Autopilot was a movie, it’d be called 'Fast & Guilty: The Legal Reckoning.' Spoiler: The car gets a slap on the wrist, but the lawyer cashes in.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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