Epstein Survivors Compile Secret Rolodex, Government Plays Hide & Seek
Get ready to visit the latest landmark on the Decidedly Dark Tour: Epstein Survivors Unite Rally, Washington DC, 2025 edition! Picture Lisa Phillipsânot just an accuser, but the reluctant hostess of the 'Epstein List,' a VIP roster of vile VIPs survivors 'know by name.' Meanwhile, Congress stars big-time with reps Ro Khanna, Thomas Massie, and Marjorie Taylor Greene sponsoring an ambitious bill to release 33,295 nearly public pages of mystery Epstein documents, including the much-hyped but totally anticlimactic 'missing minute' of jail security footage. Huge financial fugitives like JPMorgan & Deutsche Bank are lurking in subpoenas while Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys a cushy Texas prison upgrade. The mood? Survivors demand justice urgency, accusing government files of staying secret longer than some Netflix showsâbecause why reveal pedophiles' pals when you can play government peekaboo instead?
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Nothing says accountability like 33,295 pages of dĂ©jĂ vu documents, a secret survivor-compiled Epstein guest list, and a Justice Department more committed to playing hide-and-seek than prosecuting. Who needs transparency when youâve got congressional clowns and prison upgrades?
When the government delays justice longer than an epic HBO series drop, survivors start making VIP lists. At least theyâre faster scribes than Justice Deptâs file-release algorithms.
Epstein files got more redactions than a mystery novel, and the new 'missing minute' of footage shows nothing. Plot twist? The real horror is bureaucratic hide-and-seek.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Jacob Shamsian
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