Martie: Where Discount Birthday Cake Bunny Grahams Vanish Mysteriously
Dive headfirst into the discount wonderland of Martie, the online Marshall's for nerdy New Yorkers craving surplus snacks! Feast your eyes on Annieās birthday cake bunny grahams at 50% offāfour boxes for the price of one grocery store splurge in a single order totaling well under usual prices. Highlights include $6.49 Momofuku Tingly Chili Wavy Noodles sliced from $13, $6.99 Truff Black Truffle Mayonnaise once a $13.5 luxury, and $3.29 Uncured Orange Cardamom Salami instead of $6.99. Prepare your wallet for a $40 minimum shipment! Martie also dangles oddities like pet-themed candles and the mythical 'Tranq Dranq' herbal stress relief, making pantry shopping thrillingly chaotic.
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Why pay full price when you can flop on improperly rotated warehouse food online and hoard birthday cake bunny grahams like a broke food hoarder? Martieās where discounted dreams meet pantry chaos.
Martieās motto: two boxes of Annieās cookies or one irrational moment of fiscal responsibility? Spoiler, the cookies win every time.
Nothing screams "living the dream" like surfing clearance overstock online hoping to snag that last box of Momofuku chili noodles before they're gone again.
Source: Eater | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Bettina Makalintal
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