20-Somethings Freezing Wrinkles, Faces Now on Pause
Forget coffee or sleep, the new anti-aging strategy for 20-somethings is 'baby Botox,' a treatment that freezes facial muscles to stop wrinkles before they even RSVP to your face party. According to recent reports, this preventative facial freeze is becoming a trend among young adults who want to preemptively cancel wrinkles. One enthusiastic millennial noted, 'I’d rather press pause on my expression than wait for wrinkles to binge-watch my face.' Stay tuned as the wrinkle countdown is officially delayed, one frozen eyebrow at a time.
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Why wait for wrinkles like the rest of us mere mortals when you can hit 'Freeze Frame' on your face in your twenties? Baby Botox: because emotions are overrated anyway.
The new flex among 20-somethings? Stopping your face from aging before it even hits ‘adult’ mode. Baby Botox: turning millennials into permanent statues one injection at a time.
Baby Botox is proof millennials will do anything—yes, even adding frozen rubber face vibes—to keep a wrinkle from photobombing their selfies.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/19/2025 | Author: Sarah Boden
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