When the community says "close," but Trump's admin hears "stay open," it's basically a real-life episode of bureaucratic rock-paper-scissors where no one wins and the site gets to chill forever.

It's like the community threw a big party planning session, but Trump showed up with a different playlist and won't let anyone hit pause on the facility's forever jam.

Who needs closure on anything these days? Apparently not this facility, thanks to a presidential mic drop that said 'We're staying open!' like it's a lifetime subscription nobody asked for.