Trump Keeps Facility Open: Community Plans on Ice, LOL
In a plot twist worthy of an eternal Netflix series, the Trump administration decided the facility should stay open, despite the community's big dreams elsewhere. The orders came down and were extended this week, leaving locals wondering if they'll ever get their way. It's like the community painted a road to sunshine, only to find the Trump administration parked a bulldozer on it. The saga continues, proving that sometimes, government is the ultimate party pooper.
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When the community says "close," but Trump's admin hears "stay open," it's basically a real-life episode of bureaucratic rock-paper-scissors where no one wins and the site gets to chill forever.
It's like the community threw a big party planning session, but Trump showed up with a different playlist and won't let anyone hit pause on the facility's forever jam.
Who needs closure on anything these days? Apparently not this facility, thanks to a presidential mic drop that said 'We're staying open!' like it's a lifetime subscription nobody asked for.
Source: Grist | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Oliver Milman, The Guardian
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