Sabrina, Blood Orange & Ganser Walk Into Your Headphones
In the grand tradition of flooding our eardrums with a musical smorgasbord, this week delivers a feast featuring Sabrina Carpenter, the ever-charming singer-actress who keeps upgrading her playlist faster than we can hit 'skip'; Blood Orange, whose name sounds like a fruit allergy but is all about sultry vibes; and the Beths, self-described band probably hoping we don't confuse them with hockey teams. Add Anna Tivel, Ganser (the band, not the diseaseāthankfully), Westside Gunn, Zach Top (no relation to Tina), CMAT, and Lathe of Heavenāa group name that sounds like a pottery disasterāto your streaming services. If you thought your earbuds were safe from this onslaught, think again. Each act is firing their sonic artillery simultaneously, ensuring your playlist has commitment issues or just a genuine appreciation for chaos.
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If your playlist was a party, these musicians just crashed it, rearranged the furniture, and left you questioning your life choicesāand your earbuds. At least itās not silence, which clearly isnāt an option anymore.
Congrats, streaming services: youāve managed to cram eight artists who no one's pretending to have memorized into one headline. Itās like a musical buffet that forgot to check who actually likes sushi.
Nothing says 'we donāt care what you listen to' like dumping a tentpole of new releases from Sabrina Carpenter to Zach Top all at once. Your ears didnāt sign up for this onslaught.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Nina Corcoran, Jazz Monroe, Matthew Strauss
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