Denmark’s 8,500-Year-Old Submerged Airbnb: Stone Age Edition
In Denmark's Bay of Aarhus, archaeologists have stumbled upon a Stone Age settlement so well preserved it’s basically the world’s OG underwater time capsule—8500 years old and counting! This ancient neighborhood, lost to rising seas millennia ago, is like the first known case of climate change eviction. Forget trendy coastal condos; these Stone Age settlers got forced moves way before it was cool. No IKEA furniture found, but hey, the discovery highlights how Denmark’s coast was a hot Stone Age real estate hotspot before drowning became an unwanted amenity. Talk about living that sunkissed lifestyle—literally!
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Denmark’s Stone Age squad had an 8,500-year lease underwater before rising seas turned their crib into Atlantis. Modern climate change problems, ancient real estate disasters.
Who knew 8,500 years ago, Denmark was hosting a stylish yet doomed waterside community? Move over Miami beachfront, the Stone Age set the all-time water at your doorstep trend.
An 8,500-year-old Danish settlement under water? That’s history’s way of saying 'climate change eviction notices' have been trending for millennia.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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