US and Israel ‘Plan’ to End Gaza War: Spoiler, Doesn’t Include Timeline
In a diplomatic episode rivaling your least convincing Netflix cop drama, the US and Israel's big news is a 'broad plan' that 'could' wrap up the Gaza conflict – emphasis on 'could,' because apparently details like how and when remain classified in the diplomatic vault. No named negotiators, no deadlines, and definitely no peace guarantee yet. It's like agreeing to sell a house but forgetting to decide who holds the keys or pays the electric bill. Meanwhile, the world waits with bated breath and a side of skeptical popcorn, hoping this broad plan doesn’t turn out to be the broadest excuse ever for more waiting.
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US and Israel’s big move in Gaza war: making ‘vague promises’ legendary since forever. It’s like they agreed to agree, but forgot the memo about actually ending anything.
Ah yes, the famous broad plan from US and Israel – so broad, it covers everything except the part about peace or, you know, actual decisions.
Confirming what we all suspected: peace plans nowadays come with the same clarity as your WiFi signal in a bunker.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/30/2025 | Author: Daniel Estrin
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