Shooter Caught Faster Than My Wi-Fi Connects
In an impressively prompt response, the Army reports that law enforcement arrived at the 2nd Armored Brigade Combat Team area at 10:56 a.m. local time, and the 'shooter was apprehended at 11:35 a.m.' That means it took less time than your average sitcom episode to handle a very serious situation. For once, the phrase 'quick response' feels like it wasn't just military jargon tossed in to make us feel better, because hey, not all emergency call-outs drag on foreverâsome actually get done. Just donât ask me to remember what happened during those 39 minutes.
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Apprehended in 39 minutes? Faster than I run to the fridge when I hear snacks. Congrats to the law enforcement squad who actually did their job on time for once.
39 minutes to catch a shooter? Meanwhile, my brain takes longer just figuring out which side of the bed Iâm on. Efficiency levels: surprisingly decent.
Law enforcement got to the scene at 10:56 a.m. and nabbed the shooter by 11:35 a.m. Thatâs speedier than my last attempt at assembling IKEA furniture. And way less painful.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/6/2025 | Author: Unknown
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