RFK Jr. Adds New CDC Vaccine Fans Ahead of Big Shots Meeting
In a move only slightly less surprising than Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ghostwriting a bedtime story for Big Pharma, the Health Secretary, RFK Jr. himself, hastily picked fresh vaccine advisers to the CDC just days before a two-day summit tackling COVID and hepatitis B vaccines. His timing screams plot twist more than strategic planning, as experts gather to debate jabs that have dominated headlines and group chats since the plague years. The appointment spree raises eyebrows and possibly immunity—if only from confusion—in the vaccine world right before decisions weigh in Washington, proving RFK Jr. is really doubling down on shaking the std-sample tester tree.
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(1 of 3)RFK Jr. schedules surprise CDC vaccine advisers drop the same way you peel off a band-aid: fast, loud, and questioning your life choices.
Only RFK Jr. could treat CDC advisory boards like last-minute Netflix password swaps before the big wildlife documentary drops about COVID shots.
New vaccine advisers picked days before the meeting? Sounds like someone’s practicing for a reality show called ‘The Real Immunologists of DC.’
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/15/2025 | Author: Pien Huang
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