Illinois 4-Year-Old Outsmarts Mensa, Adults Panic
In a small burst of brainpower from Illinois, a 4-year-old achieved an astonishing IQ score of 156 out of 160 and received an elite welcome into Mensa, the worldās oldest and largest high-IQ group. While most kids this age struggle with tying shoes or the alphabet, this tiny genius apparently aced a test that usually scares grown-ups. Mensa, known for accepting adults who brag at cocktail parties, now has a new pint-sized member who might redefine "playdate." No word yet if nap time requires a group IQ discussion or if the preschooler prefers the standard finger paints or complex sudoku puzzles.
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(1 of 3)Congratulations to the 4-year-old scoring 156 on the IQ test ā proving that toddlers just outsmarted all of us, including Mensa. Meanwhile, adults are reconsidering their life choices between diaper changes and college applications.
Just when you thought being a toddler meant being clueless, this kid scores a Mensa 156 IQ. Babysitting just got intimidating for everyone over 18.
A 4-year-old joining Mensa basically means kids' playdates now need resumes and GRE scores. Welcome to the future, parentingās new reality.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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