17 Hours of Hell in a 3,000Ā° Fiery Death Sauna
After a peaceful stint on the International Space Station, the capsule decided to spice things up by re-entering Earth's atmosphere at a casual 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit. The trip home took '17 hours,' proving that cozy temperatures weren't exactly on the itinerary during Friday's ISS undocking. Itās basically an intergalactic reminder that space travel equals turning your ride into a deluxe roasting ovenāa no-frills sauna with zero spa amenities.
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Nothing screams 'welcome home' like a 3,000Ā° fiery barbecue in a tiny capsule. Who needs a warm bath when you can have atmospheric re-entry, right? Space travel: turning 'going home' into a test of your boiling point.
They said 'punch through the atmosphere,' not 'show up looking like a grilled cheese sandwich.' Next time, just bring sunscreen earthside, will ya?
17 hours of hopping in and out of a 3,000-degree oven sounds less like a return trip and more like a desperate audition for Hell's Kitchen ā astronaut edition.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Brendan Byrne
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