Tech’s Hypervisor Addiction: Rehab or Permanent Slouch?
In a world where software hosts more parties than a desperate Tinder user, the statement 'We are all addicted to hypervisors, and that needs to change' dropped in like a sober intervention for cloud addicts. Hypervisors—a virtualization technology letting multiple OS run on one machine—are so overused that even your grandma’s toaster probably has five running! No company or date attached because this is a spiritual crisis sweeping IT cubicles worldwide. Imagine IT specialists craving more hypervisor cocktails, ignoring the natural OS world because, why use life when you can fake multiple lives? A silky pitch to kick the hot mess of virtual dependency while sipping on stable hardware dreams.
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Addicted to hypervisors? IT’s version of texting your ex—might feel necessary but only drags your system down faster.
Hypervisors: because nothing says 'I love efficiency' like hosting ten clueless OSes on one overheated box of regrets.
Calling hypervisors addiction is generous; IT pros are basically virtual drug dealers for unused computing cycles.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/11/2025 | Author: Scharon Harding
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