Trump Deploys Troops To Oregon To Fight Protesters Like Itās A Netflix Drama
On an impeccably bold Tuesday (dates are overrated anyway), President Trump gave the thumbs-up to deploy federal troops to Portland with a mandate labeled 'full force,' likely borrowed from action movie scripts. These warriors were booked not for capturing villains in Hollywood studios but to curb protests firing off outside ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) facilitiesāa name already suspiciously bureaucratic and uninviting. No word if troops came with popcorn or surprise guest cameos. The move felt like renting tank-sized muscle to patrol unpopular crowds, turning Oregon's streets into the latest reality show where the script calls for flashbangs over dialogue, and the season finaleās ratings? Still pending.
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Congrats, America: now bringing 'full force' to peaceful protests, because who wants dialogue when you can deploy parade-ready federal troops outside ICE facilities? Subtlety clearly took a day off in Portland.
Sending troops to Portland to use 'full force' at protests is like hiring a bear to babysit toddlers: all the wrong moves, great for chaos.
Authorizing 'full force' against protestors outside ICE feels exactly like installing a flamethrower to toast breadāsure, it works, but is it necessary?
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Kat Lonsdorf
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