Maclean Bros Row 9,000 Miles: Because Planes Are Too Mainstream
Jamie, Ewan, and Lachlan Maclean decided that taking a casual flight was just too pedestrian, so they rowed over 9,000 miles unsupported from Peru to Cairns, Australia, arriving triumphantly on a Saturday that probably felt longer than the journey itself. No fancy jet fuel or wifi, just pure muscle and probably a playlist of sea shanties. This wasn’t a luxury cruise with buffets and poolside drinks—just three blokes and a boat battling the Pacific in what has now been dubbed the fastest unsupported row. Take that, modern comfort! Their epic wave-hopping adventure makes remote work from home look like a leisurely ear scratch.
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Three Maclean brothers rowed 9,000 miles non-stop because apparently walking would have been less exhausting. Next up: sprinting across continents just to prove extinction of couch potatoism.
Who needs planes when you can have 9,000 miles of sibling bonding and probable saltwater chafing? The Macleans just redefined weekend plans for us all.
Rowing across the Pacific unsupported sounds fun until you realize it's basically a really long, violent tantrum against modern transportation.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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