Buy Now, Regret Forever: The Art of Fool’s Gold
Ah, the thrill of new purchases—a joy that's so fleeting you’d think it’s sponsored by regret itself. NPR readers dish out their pro tips on 'mindful shopping' because apparently, super-gluing your wallet shut isn’t mainstream yet. They warn, 'Will you still be glad you bought it after the fact?' Spoiler: probably not. So, before you dive headfirst into the checkout abyss, remember: overspending isn’t just a mistake—it’s a lifestyle choice only the bravest dare to regret.
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Buying new stuff feels great—until your bank account looks like it got mugged by its own impulse. Mindful shopping: because addiction deserves a wheezy rescue.
Nothing says 'I have my life together' quite like texting your credit card company to apologize for what you just bought.
Buying things you don’t need to impress people you don’t like is the 21st century’s hero’s quest. Spoiler: It’s a massacre.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Malaka Gharib
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