Soviets Hit Japan: 'Wait, We Weren't Done!' Energy
Imagine thinking World War II is over and then, boom, the Soviets drop a surprise attack just three days later. Takahashi said, 'Since we had been fighting Americans, it was beyond my imagination that Soviets launched an attack on us three days after the end of WWII.' Talk about that big 'Wait, was that a war or an extended DLC?' vibe straight from 1945.
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Tell me you just wrapped up WWII without telling me youāre about to get hit by the Soviets three days later. This is giving 'post-credits scene nobody asked for' energy.
Just when Japan thought it could Netflix and chill post-WWII, the Soviets were like, 'Plot twist: another boss fight!' Three days ain't enough healing time, comrade.
Soviets entering Japan three days after WWII's end is the world's worst group chat etiquette. Bro, we said 'peace,' not 'peace-out with a punch!'
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Unknown
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