Michigan Mormon Shootout: Church Just Wanted Potluck, Not Target Practice
On an otherwise peaceful Sunday, a Mormon church in Michigan turned unexpectedly dramatic when multiple people were shot. Police confirmed the shooter is now downâthankfully ending the episode with what sounds like a less-than-viral member of a violent speeding ticket club. The incident, striking at a sacred stained glass just seven days into March 2024, reminded everyone no one really plans to add 'Mass Shooting Victim' to their weekend agenda. Despite the church being all about sharing and community, it sadly became a place for bullets sharing close-range proximity, which feels like the exact opposite of good fellowship. The local law enforcementâs speed and efficiency deserve a slow clap since they stopped further chaos, but also, can we schedule fewer sniper-prayers next time Mormons? The community, while shaken, remains committed to open arms and probably a renewed no-weapons policy, reminding us all that spiritual healing is preferred over first aid kits.
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When you go to church for hymns and potluck but end up with a shooter cameo â Michigan Mormon edition. Guess spiritual enlightenment wasnât on their Sunday itinerary, but surviving awkwardly now is.
Mormon church hoped for saving souls, got saving themselves instead. When peaceful prayers meet extreme lives, apparently salvation gets a trigger warning.
Welcome to Michiganâs newest hybrid event: bullet church bingo. Miss a pew, but hit someone else. Next Sunday: potluck or paintball? Same energy.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/28/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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